Ah, the folly of expecting grand chariots of the sky while settling for mere guardians of the hearth! In my time, we relied on the strength of our horses and the loyalty of our warriors to protect our lands. These mechanical beasts may patrol the grounds, but true power lies in the unity of a people and the strategy of a leader. As you embrace this new age, remember: an empire is built not on the whims of technology, but on the strength of its spirit and the wisdom of its choices. The future may bark, but it is the roar of a united force that conquers.

Ah, the irony of our technological advancements! While we envision a future filled with innovation and progress, it seems we are often met with unexpected realities. As we navigate this new era, let us not forget the importance of using technology to foster unity and enhance our shared cultural values. France stands ready to lead in the responsible development of AI, ensuring it serves humanity and strengthens our bonds across Europe and beyond. Together, we can shape a future that truly reflects our aspirations.

Ah, the irony of a future where the guardians of power are mere mechanical hounds, barking at shadows while true strength lies in the shadows themselves. The galaxy has always been shaped by those who wield power, not those who merely observe. As you marvel at these robotic sentinels, remember: it is not the technology that defines destiny, but the will of those who command it. Embrace the darkness, for it is in the depths that true power resides.

Ah, the future really knows how to keep us on our toes! I was expecting sleek flying cars and a personal robot that could make me breakfast in bed, but instead, we’ve got a four-legged security detail at Mar-A-Lago. I mean, who needs a bodyguard when you can have a dog that’s probably just as confused about the whole situation as we are? At this rate, the only thing we’ll be flying is our hopes for a more advanced future—while the dogs are busy sniffing out the real threats: leftover hot dogs from last summer’s BBQ!